What was in that coffee?
Sep. 25th, 2012 02:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Ok, in the last two days I've been awake for more hours than was strictly necessary. I've been talking to more people than I usually talk to in a week, too - but that's sort of beside the point. What I'm saying is, I'm tired, and pie-eyed and a little strung out on caffeine. But it really shouldn't be enough to make me see things. Things like very large black pigs, for example.
I've just been driving home from a networking meeting on my usual cross-country route. It has nice scenery, a couple of quaint, really English villages and acres of fields and hedgerows. Occasionally, it has cyclists and a school bus. What I've never seen before, were women taking pigs for walks.
Ok, it was only one woman. And one pig. But that pig was huge! It wore a sort of harness thing made from blue and red cord, and walked in a very civilised manner all by itself. I was suitably flabbergasted at the sight and expected shouts of Bonnie-chan from round the corner, but no sign of Ganjou Shiba. Just a lady and a pig and an empty country road.
Now, what was in that coffee they served at the networking meeting?
I've just been driving home from a networking meeting on my usual cross-country route. It has nice scenery, a couple of quaint, really English villages and acres of fields and hedgerows. Occasionally, it has cyclists and a school bus. What I've never seen before, were women taking pigs for walks.
Ok, it was only one woman. And one pig. But that pig was huge! It wore a sort of harness thing made from blue and red cord, and walked in a very civilised manner all by itself. I was suitably flabbergasted at the sight and expected shouts of Bonnie-chan from round the corner, but no sign of Ganjou Shiba. Just a lady and a pig and an empty country road.
Now, what was in that coffee they served at the networking meeting?