What was in that coffee?

[owned_by_a_cat]

Ok, in the last two days I've been awake for more hours than was strictly necessary.  I've been talking to more people than I usually talk to in a week, too - but that's sort of beside the point.  What I'm saying is, I'm tired, and pie-eyed and a little strung out on caffeine.  But it really shouldn't be enough to make me see things.  Things like very large black pigs, for example.

I've just been driving home from a networking meeting on my usual cross-country route. It has nice scenery, a couple of quaint, really English villages and acres of fields and hedgerows.  Occasionally, it has cyclists and a school bus.  What I've never seen before, were women taking pigs for walks.

Ok, it was only one woman.  And one pig.  But that pig was huge!  It wore a sort of harness thing made from blue and red cord, and walked in a very civilised manner all by itself.  I was suitably flabbergasted at the sight and expected shouts of Bonnie-chan from round the corner, but no sign of Ganjou Shiba.  Just a lady and a pig and an empty country road.

Now, what was in that coffee they served at the networking meeting?