Escape Route

So what if

• someone brought tandems into Seireitei
• Yamamoto-sotaicho wanted his officers to do a bit of team building and ordered them to pair up and ride tandem?

While you may never forget how to ride a bike, riding tandem is a wholly other beast.  And with the strong characters in Bleach, it tickles me pink just thinking about it.

Imagine Yoruichi in a basket at the front of the bike, yelling instructions like a rowing coach.
Or Yumi complaining that a descent messes up his hair.
Shunsui with a trailer full of sake.  Unohana and Zaraki - with Yachiru in the middle creating mayhem as usual?
And how would Renji persuade Byakuya?

Right, coffee break over - back to the serious stuff!